i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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