Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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