STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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