That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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