So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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