I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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