i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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