We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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