They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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