she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We had to coat check the pizza.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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