dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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