check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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