So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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