I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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