We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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