I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I am one with the molecules
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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