I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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