Well douche your snatch and let's go!
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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