its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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