How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
