I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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