This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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