Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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