Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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