Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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