Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
