Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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