he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Randomize
