I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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