Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it hurts more in the daytime
zippers are such a cool invention
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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