they need to just BURY HIM!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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