There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is it penis luge time yet?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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