So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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