Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
babies were throwing up all over the place
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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