I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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