What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
