so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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