I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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