They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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