Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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