My friends, they love my intelligence
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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