I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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