come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
