Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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