i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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