i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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