Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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