I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i think i have herpe
just one?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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