We're facebook friends in real life
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Its about making memories worth repressing
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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