We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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